The Daily Proposal — MUGGLES MARRIED!

Special Wedding Edition Seville ◆ Spain ◆ Muggle Affairs Desk No. 1

Muggles Married!

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◆ Headline News ◆

Joelle & Gregory

Joelle and Gregory popping champagne in the gardens of the Alcazar, Seville

Celebrating with Champagne

SEVILLE — The happy couple, pictured moments after exchanging vows. They had travelled to the sun-baked south of Spain with no guests, no seating plan and no speeches — only each other, a photographer, and a city that has been marrying people off for the better part of a thousand years.

The announcement

With a deep layered history and old world charm, Spain provided the perfect backdrop for our union.

Seville beautifully embodies the scars of centuries past, and yet exudes a vibrant optimism that has evolved without ever fracturing, as if a metaphor for our convictions, family, life & love.

For all who have played a part in this journey,
we thank you sincerely.

The couple at the Plaza de Espana in Seville — The Plaza de España, Seville

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Thank you

Please know that even without your physical presence, your spirit has been with us throughout.

Thank you for your support through every challenge, and please take a moment to share in this brief album of our elopement.

◆ Announcement ◆

Joelle & Gregory
are married

Seville, Spain ◆ September 2026

Moments

The couple in the evening — Fairy Lights

The couple on a stone arch bridge — Hand in hand

◆ Scenes from the day ◆

The couple beside a waterfall — **THE GROTTO.** A quiet moment by the falls before the vows.

The couple at the Plaza de España in Seville — **THE PLAZA.** Tiles, arches, and a city built to flatter a photograph.

Crew

Wedding Crew Takes a Well Deserved Rest After an Entire Day’s Work.

Special thanks to Diana, Antonio, Maria, and Christiane!
The calm after the storm of thrusting through the city in taxis and on foot like Big Trouble in Little Seville, with delicate floral arrangements precariously pinned to clothing, and nary a smudge to bullet proof makeup even when subjected to the elevated heat and perspiration, or the adrenaline rush of the occasion. You’d never know it from the beautifully composed photos.

Photo Gallery

◆ See the gallery below ◆

Slideshow — all 254 photographs Opens the full-screen gallery at elopement-jg.pages.dev

◆ Today’s Top Stories ◆

Missing

Ring Goes Missing Along with Dobby as Ring Bearer

WHERE IS DOBBY!
The ring never made it to the ceremony and Dobby has not been seen since. Thankfully a new ring was procured and expedited, but this is little comfort to the Hogwarts family. A free elf is, once again, the subject of urgent enquiry.

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Wanted

Have You Seen This Criminal?

Escaped Prisoner of Real Alcázar.
Prime suspect in ring heist. Armed and extremely dangerous. Do not engage. Sightings to the Ministry.

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◆ Climate and Weather ◆

Storm damage: collapsed roof structure strewn across the seating deck of Rogers Stadium

Disaster strikes

Rogers Stadium Collapses During Huge Toronto Storm. Natural Disaster or SPELL?!

Once in a generation storm swept through Rogers Stadium with no warning leaving only rubble behind. Scientists are baffled. Rumours of a “Weather-Modifying Charm” has spread swiftly in the media. “Only a skilful Wizard could deploy such a charm” warns a local resident who wants to remain anonymous. “IT WAS HIM!” screamed the resident. Just days earlier the venue fell victim to a high profile heist swiping a ring believed to be the key to finding the missing Yew wand. Footage can be seen HERE

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◆ Opinion & Editorial ◆

Mudbloods Don’t Belong

What is this I hear of Muggles getting together? Muggles are no more people than Nagini. They are a cancer, and their spread must be cured of this world. A muggle union is the start of an epidemic. Our prosperity lies in our pure-blood.

Meneer Vol de Mort

Pure Is Concentrated; Corrosive

Having seen with my own eyes the erosion of the pure on all that is being, there is a place for all even among Muggles. They must do without magic and as such will be safer custodians of the world.

Mad-Eye

Harmless

All this talk of dark arts and weather-modifying charms. I think there’s nothing to it. A missing ring has more chance of being snapped up by a Niffler than some dark lord. Probably harmless!

Head Goblin

◆ Lifestyle & Wellness ◆

How the Sausage Is Made

Beauty Is In The Eye… Period. A Lasting Look I Wish I Could MakeUp!

One of the most nerve wracking moments is having your makeup applied by anyone for the very first time and especially on your big day. Your face is the window to the world through which all else is filtered. Thankfully I was in good steady hands :)

Christiane has a background creating looks for the performing arts and came highly recommended by Diana. See for yourself… you know, as the beholder ;) 💨 poof * magic *